|Yo Mama so..|
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.|
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.