| Down South Bumper Stickers |
=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
=> I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
=> Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
=> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
=> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
=> You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
=> BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
=> I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
=> So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
=> I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
=> Keep honking, I'm reloading.
=> As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
=> I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
=> Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
=> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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