| Girls are evil | 
 | Girls = time * money 
 time = money, therefore:
 
 Girls = money * money (*)
 
 But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus:
 
 money = sqrt(evil)
 
 Taking into account (*), we have:
 
 Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
 
 And finally:
 
 Girls = |evil|
 
 Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!
 
   
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