| Anniversary Flowers | 
 | A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. 
 The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
 
 "And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
 
 Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".
 
   
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