The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. Leslie Nielsen
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. Slappy White
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. Robert Paul
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. Dennis Miller
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K Jerome
