The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.|
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome