Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.|
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.