I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.|
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
Absence -- that common cure of love.
Miguel De Cervantes