| Downturn in the StockMarket |
Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket...
=> NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive getting gooned on port shooters.
=> You've just called your investment house and the first thing they tell you is the soup of the day.
=> U.S. dollar and foil covered chocolate pirate doubloons currently on par.
=> Dow Jones now stripping in gay bar under the name Wow Jones.
=> Next parade down wall street, CEOs still fling tickertape from windows, only now don't bother taking it out of their pockets.
=> Alan Greenspan has personally adopted a pesos-only policy.
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